Madrid Hash House Harriers

The “Snog The C*unt’s Scrap Heap Challenge” R*n

Run No.: 2310

Date: Sunday 10th June 2018

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Fee: 5€ (+1€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Camino de la Ermita, s/n, Los Santos de la Humosa, Madrid

GPS: [40.528921, -3.278708] or [40°31’44.1″N 3°16’43.4″W]

 

Directions by public transport:

Cercanías C-2 line (dark green) to Meco Station, trains leave at 11:22 or 11:51 (47 minute trip) from Atocha.

Car Park is a bit far from the station, ask for a lift. (3,1km)

 

C*nt Dracula (and other willing volunteers, please) will ferry hashers from Meco Renfe station by car to the r*n site. (Whatsapp STG or CD for a lift)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

– Follow A-2 towards Zaragoza/Barcelona.
– Take exit 38 towards Madrid/R-2/Zaragoza/M-116/Meco/M-226/Los
Santos de la Humosa.
– At the roundabout, take 2nd exit M-226: Los Santos de la Humosa.
– Drive around 1km and immediately after crossing the river
bridge, carefully turn right into C.P.

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/b7Byebmpp762

 

Hares: Snog The Goblin & Cunt Dracula

 

Weather permitting, an amazing and original smelly, mosquito-infested riverside picnic will be arranged by you, for you (and other scavengers!) alongside the local scrap yard, so bring something appropriate.

 

ON ON!

Run Map: lots of shiggy, not too much shade. There can be a lot of flies at the CP

The ¨What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Gag, a Blow and a Trump¨ R*n

Run No.: 2309

Date: Sunday 3rd June 2018

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Fee: 5€ (+1€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Moratalaz

GPS: [40.411834, -3.638776] or [40°24’42.6″N 3°38’19.6″W]

 

Directions by public transport:

Metro Artilleros line 9 (purple) plus a 15 minute walk.

When you leave the metro go north-east on Calle Mario Cabré, then take a left after the park (or accross it) into Calle Molina de Segura. Follow that street & cross the big roundabout straight, your street will now be named Jose Bergamin, that’s the CP’s street, follow it until it bends to the right.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Go to M-30 clockwise & take the exit 7B to go to M-23 direction Vicálvaro/R-3/Valencia.

Stay in M-23 for 2.5km on the right lane & take the exit towards M-40 direction M-23/c/ Fuente Carrantona/Vicálvaro/Centro comercial

Stay on the right to take exit 3 & go into av. Fuente Carrantona.

Take a right turn into Calle Jose Bergamin, the CP will be ~600m in front of you.

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/DQb2bb5GKkx

 

Hares: Mexican Trumping Bean, Blow Re Mi & Gag Reflex

 

Restaurant to come

 

ON ON!

Run Map: Shady CP, easy parking. Bits of sun & shade with some shiggy at the begining.

 

The “Very Big” R*n

Run No.: 2308

Date: Friday 1st June 2018

Time: 9pm – 21:00

Fee: 5€

 

Location: Very Grimm’s Palace, Metro Valdezarza. Calle Valle de Cardos, 34

GPS: [40.466986, -3.712701] or [40°28’01.2″N 3°42’45.7″W]

 

Directions by public transport:

Metro line 7 (orange), stop “Valdezarza”, follow flour/chalk

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Go straight on Sor Angela De La Cruz street (& tunnel) until the roundabout AFTER the big park.

On that roundabout turn around (4th exit) & take the exit to “Serafín Rodríguez” street on your right.

First street to your right is Valle de Cardos, find a parking space.

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/nVfHZTzMzTT2

 

Hares: Very Grimm & Big Foot

 

  • Torch & Metro Card NEEDED

 

ON ON!

 

The “Lesbie Found a Friend” R*n

Run No.: 2307

Date: Sunday 27th May 2018

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Fee: 5€ (+1€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Rivas-Vaciamadrid

GPS: [40.368523, -3.524207] or [40°22’06.7″N 3°31’27.2″W]

 

Directions by public transport:

Both Buses leave from Conde de Casal (Avda. del Mediterraneo)

Bus 333: leaves every 34 minutes, journey time a bit over 25 minutes. Get off at Paseo Chopera-Instituto: https://goo.gl/maps/vpfmHGRf6AR2

Bus 331: leaves every 35 minutes, journey time under 25 minutes. Get off at Av. Almendros-Acebo: https://goo.gl/maps/eTUt5yB5K482

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Go to M-30 clockwise & take the exit 8A to A-3/Valencia.

Stay in A-3 & take the exit 12 to vía de servicio M-50 (stay in the vía de servicio).

Get into Rivas-Vaciamadrid through Av. los Almendros

Keep going straight through Av. los Almendros for the next 5 roundabouts.

Turn right AFTER the 5th roundabout (I said after, not at the roundabout) into Calle Enebro, FFCP.

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/aYtHvMLmpFQ2

 

Hares: Twice A Day & Lesbie Friends

 

Tapas restaurant afterwards, menu price to be arranged by the hares.

It’s starting to get warmer, bring a water bottle!

 

ON ON!

Run Map: Not too much shade during the run, lots of hills. Good CP. BS not accesible by car.

 

The “Three Generations R*n” Plus Buffet

Run No.: 2306

Date: Sunday 20th May 2018

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Fee: 5€ (+1€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle Encinar, Las Matas

GPS: [40.555889, -3.912556] or [40°33’21.2″N 3°54’45.2″W]

 

Directions by public transport:

By cercanías trains- To “Las Matas” lines c-3, c-8 & c-10 (purple, dark green & light green)

– Under the railway then over the footbridge- go along the ‘vía de servicio’ in the Coruña direction until you get to the roundabout, then go down Calle Encinar.

 

Bus- 686 at 12:20 (~15  min journey)

Bus- 622 at 11:30 or 12:25 (~30 min journey)

Bus- 611 at 11:45 or 12:45 (~15  min journey) Buses depart from the “intercambiador” in Moncloa

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

A6 road direction “A Coruña/Villalba” to Km 26. Second exit at the roundabout to go under the motorway, then first exit at the roundabout afterwards- then go down the hill.

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/4qcpWzLYgx82

 

Hares: El Sordo, All You Can Eat & Read Me My Rights (if the 3rd generation is in the mood to allow it)

 

On In- In “El Sordo’s” flat in Calle Estación 7 (Las Rozas)- largely curry, crumble, lots of good stuff. https://goo.gl/maps/VJhJ1ygJ3HG2

It is encouraged to bring your own drinks & a little extra food to share if you plan to come to the On-In

Any problems call Sordo +34 670733840

 

ON ON!

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