Madrid Hash House Harriers

Hash Hymnals

Here´s A Collection of MH3 Hash Songs.
Learn them and avoid a Down Down


He’s A Penis Song

He’s the meanest.
He sucks a horse’s penis.
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it (slap, slap, slap)
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Mrs. Murphy

Take it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy!
It only weighs a quarter of a pound.
It’s got a hairy neck like a turkey
And it spits when you shake it up and
DOWN-DOWN-DOWN


You´re Stupid

You’re stupid, you’re stupid,
You’re so fucking dumb.
If it wasn’t for your mother
You’d be a spot of cum
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN-DOWN


Why Was He Born So Beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He’s no fucking use to anyone,
He’s no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother
But he’s a pain in the asshole to me.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for thee,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Here’s to…

Here’s to ……. he’s true blue
He’s a hasher through and through
He’s a bastard so they say
Tried to get to heaven but he went the other way

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


The Hash Hymn (Swing Low)

Swing low, sweet chariot
Cumming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan
And what did I see?
Cumming for to carry me home
A band of angels
Coming After me
Coming for to carry me home.

If you get there
Before I do
Cumming for to carry me home
Tell all my friends I´m cumming too
Cumming for to carry me home


A Frenchman Went to the Lavat´ry
(To the Marseillaise)

A Frenchman went to the lavat’ry
For to have a jolly good shit, shit, shit
He sat there and pulled his trousers down
So that he could revel in it, it, it
But when he went to reach for the paper
He found that someone had been there before
Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure!
Ou est le papier??


He Ought To Publicly Pissed On

He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot – bang!! bang!!
He ought to be tied to a urinal.
And left there to fucking well rot.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


My 1 Skin Hang Downs to my 2 Skin
(Melody- My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

My one skin hangs down to my two skin
My two skin hangs down to my three.
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin.
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.

CHORUS:

Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me (for me).
Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me (for me)

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Why Are We Waiting
(Melody – Oh Kum All Ye Faithful)

(This should be sung at the end of every down-down song if the accused is taking too long to consume his/her beverage)

Why are we waiting?
We could be masturbating [/fornicating]
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long?
WHY are we waiting?
We could be masturbating [/fornicating]
Oh why are we waiting
Oh why are we waiting
Oh WHY-Y-Y ARE WE WAITING So fu-cking long?


Last Night I Met Your Sister

Last night I met your sister,
She was tearing up the town,
She was missing teeth
And her pussy reeked,
But she still went DOWN, DOWN, DOWN


The Hashstones Song
(Melody- The Flintstones)

Hashers, meet the Hashers,
We’re the meanest drunks in history.
From the town of Madrid,
We’re the leaders of debauchery.

Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.

Hashers, meet the Hashers,
We’re the meanest drunks in history.
From the town of Madrid,
We’re the leaders of debauchery.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder

Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your right leg over my shoulder
(Cover mouth with hand, poke tongue through split fingers)
Mleh-mleh MLEH mleh mleh-mleh MLEH MLEH Drink it down down down down… (etc.)
Germans

Germans have no sense of humour,
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah,
That´s not true – it´s just a rumour!
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah,

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
(melody: Mickey Mouse Club theme)

S-H-I… T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail, shitty trail
The motherfucker[s] laid a shitty trail
Now’s the time for you to pay
For all our misery
S-H-I… T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L
Down-down DOWN, down-down DOWN… (etc.)


Hash House Harriers
(Melody: The Addams Family)

Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da

Their running is convulsive,
Their drinking is compulsive,
They’ really are repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Sister Belinda

I love the vino
It gives me a strong supremo
Aye, Aye-Yai-Aye
Sí, sí, señora,
My sister Belinda
She pissed out the window
All over my brand new sombrero

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


20 Toes

There is a game called Twenty Toes,
Its played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up
And the guys with ten toes
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN…..


Down-Down Song

This is your down-down song
It isn’t very long.

DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN


Do, Re, Me, Drink Song
(Melody: Do, Re, Mi)

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, I’ll have another beer,
La, lots and lots of beer,
Tea, no thanks, I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,

DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN


 

Bestiality’s Best
melody: Tie Me Kangaroo Down

Chorus:
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best

Verse:
Stick your log in a dog, boys
Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, boys
Stick your log in a dog Because…
Repeat chorus

Other verses (verse structure as above):
Rub your mound on a hound, girls…
Shoot your juice in a moose…
Blow your load in a toad… Stick your dick in a tick…
Get in deep with a sheep…
Stick your log in a frog…
Shoot your juice in a goose…
Try your luck with a duck…
Chuck your sperm in a worm…
Down the throat of a goat…
Drink the pee of a bee…
Get it out for a trout…
Give some cock to a croc…
Go the whole way with a moray…
Have a deer from the rear…
Have a frig with a pig… Have a shag with a stag..
.Intercourse with a horse…
In the sack with yak…
Jam your cam in a ram…
Make a llama a mama…
Move your tool in a mule…
Put it through a gnu… Put your noodle to a poodle…
Put your spear in a deer…
Rub your box on a fox, girls…
Rub your clitty on a kitty, girls…
Shoot your spunk in a skunk…
Sixty-nine with a swine…
Stick your rod up a cod…
Stick your cock in a hawk…
Stick your dork in a stork…
Up the ass of a bass…
Up the back of a yak…
Up the box of a fox…
Up the flue of a shrew…
Up the hole of a mole…
Up the spout of a trout…
Up the tail of a whale…
Blow your rocks in an ox…

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