Madrid HHH

The “Anything Fits… In My Mouth” R*n

This is the second attempt at the Erections R*n!

Run No.: 2543
Date: Sunday 11th June 2023
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Near Polideportivo Municipal Dehesa Boyal, San Sebastián de Los Reyes.
GPS: [40.567261, -3.633923] or [40°34’02.1″N 3°38’02.1″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Hospital Infanta Sofía, Line 10, Metronorte. Be aware 25 minute walk from metro station. FFCP from metro. Turn right onto Av. de Tenerife at NH Hotel, follow road to Sports Centre, CP on the left.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A1 to Exit 19 (IKEA exit), Cross the motorway and take first exit onto Avenida de Los Pirineos and follow the road (crossing 7 roundabouts) to CP at end.
Be aware the CP is to the left of Sports Centre.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/FRFm9MnBdAx

Hares: Anything Fits & Something In My Mouth

Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.
Bring sun-cream, water & a hat for the run. It might be hot!


ON ON!

The “Clifftoris Starts With A C” R*n

Run No.: 2542
Date: Sunday 4th June 2023
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: near Lago, Casa de Campo
GPS: [40.417948, -3.729850] or [40°25’04.6″N 3°43’47.5″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Take metro line 10 to Lago. Walk downhill from the metro towards the lake and then turn right (at the roundabout) and follow the road until you get to the car park (if there is flour it may actually be on a footpath parallel to this).

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Go over the Puente de Segovia and continue straight until Puerta Del Angel metro station. Take a right there onto Paseo Puerta del Angel. You will pass Lago metro station and then take a right at the roundabout.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/2pxkDpirT9E2

Hares: Starts with a C & Clifftoris


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!


The “Virtually Screwed” R*n

Run No.: 2541
Date: Sunday 28th May 2023
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Boadilla del Monte
GPS: [40°24’10.9″N 3°52’30.3″W] or [40.403036, -3.875081]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Option 1– Metro Ligero from Colonia Jardin (which is on Line 10) to ‘Ferial de Boadilla’ and FFF to CP. On a Sunday there´s a train every 30 minutes from Colonia Jardin on the hour and the half-hour. Journey time is approx. 30 minutes.
Option 2– Inter Urbano Bus: Línea 573 Moncloa to Boadilla. The bus does not go from the intercambiador but from outside it on Paseo Moret (https://goo.gl/maps/nHQ3vpgCLoAhgQoB8). Stop at: https://goo.gl/maps/TtJkUvBgLveLvgjr9 (may also be called Ctra Majadahonda – Av. Adolfo Suarez) – close to Metro Ligero ‘Ferial de Boadilla’ and FFF to C.P. On a Sunday there´s a bus every hour (leaving at quarter past the hour) with a journey time of 40-45 minutes, so you can take it at 12:15.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
(Some road signs say ‘Boadilla’, while others say ‘Boadilla del Monte’- both forms are correct.)
Take M-40 anti-clockwise.
Take km 36 Exit to M501 Boadilla del Monte.
Take Exit 3 from M-501 to Boadilla del Monte
1st roundabout, take SECOND Exit : Via de Service, Estación de Autobuses, Cementerio.
2nd roundabout, take FIRST Exit.
3rd roundabout, take First Exit to Centro Cuidad.
Drive 100 metres to 4th Roundabout, take FIRST Exit, and F.F.F. to the far, far away arse-end of an exclusive urban wasteland CP.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Six7bgMs9PJ2

Hares: Corkscrew & Virtual Cunt

Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards


ON ON!


The “Knocking on Heathen’s Door” R*n

Run No.: 2540
Date: Sunday 21st May 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle del Arroyo del Calderillo (Los Berrocales del Jarama)
GPS: [40°28’40.4″N 3°30’59.0″W] or [40.477889, -3.516389]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
ALSA bus from Canillejas (AVENIDA DE LOGROÑO – Bus Stop ID: 4954 https://goo.gl/maps/CQeHZovEUh8hFSQv6): Number 211 to Paracuellos leaves at 11:00 & arrives at around 11:20 (Bus Stop ID: 4951 https://goo.gl/maps/smdTGMoCf19roqPj9), then the L2 to Los Berrocales de Jarama leaves at around 12:00
(bus stop nearby,Bus Stop ID:5047 https://goo.gl/maps/5tX7pXpz4UqcYEFY7) then FFCP.

 

Public transport is a bit challenging this time around, perhaps offering sexual favors to your favourite driver is a more suitable option.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
– Alberto de Alcocer EAST to M30 anticlockwise.
– Use the right 2 lanes to take exit 5AB onto A-2 towards Zaragoza/Aeropuerto
– Take exit 17A for M-115 towards M-50/M-45/R-2/Ajalvir (At the ‘Y’ stay LEFT)
– At roundabout, go STRAIGHT to stay on M-115
– At roundabout, turn LEFT to LOS BERROCALES
– At the roundabout, GO STRAIGHT.
– At the Roundabout, turn LEFT into Paseo Quintana
– After 50m, turn right to C/ del Arroyo del Calderillo
– C.P. will be on the left.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Un6gs984pSFx4uaj7

Hares: Cunt Man & Smile Like You Like It


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Who Won Anyway?” R*n

This is a FRIDAY R*n. Directions for Sunday R*n will be published later on
Also, it starts at 8pm!

 

Run No.: 2539
Date: Friday 19th May 2023
Time: 8pm – 20:00h

Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Coslada, Barrio del Puerto Metro Station
GPS: [40.422478, -3.569140] or [40°25’20.9″N 3°34’08.9″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro line 7 (orange), stop “Barrio del Puerto”

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
M40 clockwise exit 9. At the roundabout take m-201 over M 40 to Coslada.
Go under train line to round about taking 1st exit ” Head virgin street”.
Next round about 2nd exit “Av de España” to Metro “Barrio del puerto”.
Just before metro turn right into Calle del mar Mediterraneo. Parking.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/ahtfsoJPypQ2

Hares: Scrambled Dag & Bush Warmer


Birthday Vodka & Salmon will be provided by the hare!


ON ON!