Madrid HHH

The Blow Me Gag R*n

Run No.: 2270

Date: Sunday October 29th 2017

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Location: Park near Hospital Universatario de Getafe

GPS: [40°18’35.1″N 3°44’32.9″W] or [40.309767, -3.742473]

Directions by public transport:

Train:

Take Cercanías C-4 (from Chamartín, Nuevos Ministerios, Sol, Atocha) to Getafe Central (5 stops – 20 minutes from Sol, train leaves Sol at 12:17). From there it´s a 15 minute walk. FFCP

Driving directions (from Larry´s):

(These are very approximate)

Get on M-30 clockwise direction.

Get on the A-4.

Take exit 6 to merge onto M-40 (direction A-42/Toledo).

Take exit 25 for A-42 towards Toledo.

Take exit 10 (M-45/A-4/R-4/Córdoba/R-3/Aeropuerto/A-2/Getafe/El Bercial/A-3)

Follow signs for El Bercial/Centro Commercial/Getafe….keep left following signs for Leganés

At the roundabout take the second exit onto Avenida de la Libertad.

At the next roundabout take the first exit and the car park will be on your right.

Google Maps:

Follow this link: https://goo.gl/maps/gb69Z528A5s

Hares: Blow  Re Mi and Gag Reflex

Bring a picnic. Peanut Smuggler has a football game at 4:30pm which some people will be going to.

ON ON!

The Double Chinaman R*n

Run No.: 2269

Date: Sunday October 22nd 2017

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Location: near Calle Ronda Flores 1, Aravaca

GPS: [40°26’55.0″N 3°45’59.2″W] or [40.448620, -3.766446]

Directions by public transport:

Train:

Take the Cercanias from Principe Pio (metro line 10) – direction Villalba Get off at 1st stop-ARAVACA. There is a trains at 12:15.

It´s a 1km walk to the car park from there. FFCP.

Bus:

Green Bus 658 leaves Moncloa. This goes from Darsena 35, isla 3 and departs around 12:30 on Sunday. Trip time 10-12 minutes. Get off at the 8th stop (Arroyo Pozuelo – Acebuche) which is just before the roundabout which is the junction of Calle Arroyo de Pozuelo and Cuesta del Galván. Go up Cuesta del Galván until the end then take a left……The total walking distance is approx 500m. Note that this will not be marked with flour!

Driving directions:

Take exit 9 off of the A6 from either direction onto M500-Ctra de Castilla. After 400M take the 1st exit 1AB. 300M later take the 2nd right signed,”urbanizaciones Aravaca”. STAY TO THE LEFT AT IMMEDIATE SPLIT. At the roundabout take the 2nd exit onto ,”Cuesta de Galan”. 300M up the hill to a T where you turn left for 100M to the CP.

Google Maps:

Follow this link: https://goo.gl/maps/soGcBEawExS2

Hares: Sex Mex and Chilli Pepper

Bring a picnic if you like but also the option of places to eat at Pozuelo or Avenida de Europa.

ON ON!

The Chinese New Year R*n 2017 ASHH

(AKA The Little Red Rooster R*n)

Obligatory…Wear some kind of Chinese apparel, decoration, prosthetics…etc.

Run No.: 2221

Date: Sunday January 29th 2017

Time: 1pm – 13:00

Location: Just north of El Vellón

GPS: 40.7735, -3.5753 OR 40°46’24.6″N 3°34’31.1″W

Directions by public transport:

Bus: The 193 Bus (isla 3, nivel -1, dársena 37) out of Plaza Castilla travels to El Vellon..It takes just under an hour to get there. There is a bus on Sunday at 11am. The next bus is at 12:15 but only goes as far as Pedrezuela which means you would need to arrange a pickup by a driver from there……

Get off at the last stop (which is Calle Pozonuevo) and establish yourself on the M129 road and track north…F.F.F.C.P
(Approx. 500m)…

Driving directions:

A1 Burgos Hwy and exit @ Km.45 (M129 El Vellon).
Take the off ramp roundabout 1st exit towards El Vellon village…
Travel on the M129, straight on at two roundabouts and just past El Vellon…
F.F.F.C.P.

Google Maps:

Follow this llink: https://goo.gl/maps/Xud6BMDA9w72

Hares: ASH and Extremely Ggrimm

Restaurant Chino Oriente @ 16:30…

C/Real 15, El Molar village.

Return back down the M129 and travel under the A1 Burgos Hwy.

Travel onwards to El Molar village…

Coordinates: 40.7314, -3.5827 OR 40°43’53.0″N 3°34’57.7″W

ON ON!!!!

Tinsel Run 2016 ASHH

Wheels:

One of many ways of getting there…

Avda. de America / A2 Hwy. and exit @ Km.08 ( Service Road / Canillejas )

Within 50mts take the exit and loop around for approx.500mts.

At the traffic light controlled roundabout “Ricardo Velazquez Bosco”…take the 2nd exit

Almost immediately turn left into C/Dr. Zamenhof ( prior to the Melia Avda.America Hotel ).

F.F.F.C.P…

Coordinates: 40.44674 / -362779… https://goo.gl/maps/LAWRMgs8T232

Without Wheels:

Slews of 114 Buses out of Avda.de America Bus Station and alight @ Parada 4434 Dr.Zamenhof…F.F.F.C.P.

Slews of 146 Buses out of Callao, which generally wander up C/Alcala, and alight @ Parada 4434…F.F.F.C.P.

Green Line Metro and alight @ Suanzes  station…walk through Parque Los Molinos in a right hand diagonal direction ( totally ignoring all flour dumped hieroglyphics ) and exit @ the Dr. Zamenhof gate…F.F.F.C.P.

Restaurant missed ‘erections:

El Valle Hermosa, Calle Noray 5. Alameda de Osuna., 28042.

Coordinates: 40.45087 / -3.59561…

Pick up the said 114 Bus from Dr.Zamenhof and alight @ Parada 1296…immediately cross over the road and the restaurant is approx.50mts, located on the corner of Calle Noray..

Hares:  Gag Reflex / Not Half Bad / ASH

Memorial run 2016 ASHH

-Wheels:

One of many ways of getting there…

A2 BCN Hwy. and exit @ Km.23 ( M300 Alcala de Henares ).

1st Roundabout 1st Exit ( M203 Mejorada del Campo).

1st exit @ Km.09 ( M224 Torres de Alameda ).

Enter Torres village and mandatory turn right @ the Crossroads.

Almost immediately “do a 180” around the roundabout, coming back on your self…pass the Crossroads again and almost immediately exit right ( M225 Valverde de Alcala ).

Go through Valverde village and carefully merge left onto the ( M204 Nuevo Baztan ).

Go through cute Nuevo Baztan village and just exiting ( opp.Bus stop ) turn left ( M219 Olmeda de las Fuentes ).

Follow the wibbly-wobbly M219 down thro’ the Arroyo and @ the 1st roundabout take the 2nd exit ( M234 Olmeda de las Fuentes ).

Travel approx. 700m and carefully turn left onto a car friendly dirt track into the “Centro de Interpretacion”…F.F.F.C.P.

Coordinates: 40.367642 , -3.221720… https://goo.gl/maps/RDDekqEyevJ2

Without wheels:

-261 Bus out of Avda.de America / Canillejas Bus stations, go through the extremely cute village of Olmeda and alight at the last Bus Stop.

-321 Bus out of Arganda de la Rey Bus Station….

Advisory! Bearing in mind the rural setting of the village…it might behove you to have speaks with your favourite Wheels…buy them lunch, get them drunk, offer them sexual favours…or all of the above!!!

“El Potron” restaurant arranged in the village…

ON!!!ON!!! ASH