Madrid HHH

The “Fried Egg” R*n 2025

Run No.: 2671
Date: Sunday 7 September 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.
 

Location: Hoyo de Manzanares
GPS:[40.625560, -3.902270]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus: 611 from the intercambiador in Moncloa. Isla 2, dársena 29. Bus leaves at 11:30. (Takes 40 mins). Get off at the church, in the centre of the village, then walk down to the main road M618, turn left, and walk along the M618 on the pavement until you see flour arrows to turn left, signposted Parking público, etc. FFCP.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A6 to km 27. Exit towards Torrelodones. Then take the M618 to Hoyo de Manzanares.
Go through the village of Hoyo following the same road. When you are nearly leaving the village, turn left following signs for Parking público, Instituto-colegio and Polideportivo.
At the T-junction turn right signposted Instituto-colegio. Take the 1st right to Parking público.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/3UWJYcQvZ3UidVUe6

Hares: Marina O’Hare & Gobble 07


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
– Picnic weather permitting. There are Fiestas in town with lots of bars and stalls that serve food.


ON ON!


The “Sexi Mexi Parks and Pool Party” R*n

Run No.: 2670
Date: Saturday 30 August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle Joaquin Fernandez de Avila 9. (Pozuelo de Alarcon)
GPS: [40°26’29.7″N 3°48’38.3″W] or [40.44164, -3.81064]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
From Principe Pio, take the Cercanias line C-7 (Alcala de Henares) or C-10 (Villalba). The trip should take 8 minutes, so try take the train closer to 12pm (there are trains almost every 15 minutes). When you exit the station, turn right and walk towards Av. de Juan Pablo II. Follow the road for approx 1km where you will pass one roundabout and the road will change to Calle de Potugalete. Take the 2nd right into Calle Joaquin Fernandez de Avila 9 and the house will be on the right after 50m.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco): More info?
Take the M-30 counter-clockwise from Paseo del la Castellana and then mergo onto the M-40 counter-clockwise
Take exit 45 towards Pozuelo, go over the 1st roundabout and turn right at the 2nd roundabout into Avenida Bellas Artes. Follow the road for approx 1.2km and take a slight right into Camino de las Huertas. at the roundabout, take the 3rd exit to go in the opposite direction of Camino de las Huertas. Turn right at the second road into Calle de la Guia, the left into Calle Mediodia and right into Calle Joaquin Fernandez de Avila where you should find the CP.
Park in the street.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/dYBopM1unbWM4tVq9

Hares: Sex Mex & Virtual Cunt

 


This is a pool r*n, make sure you bring your swimming gear & towel!
– It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!. There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
 
1. It’s on Saturday the 30th – not Sunday 31st
2. ⁠Run fee is 5€ if you want to access the cooler until the end of the circle. If you want to keep drinking from the coolers after the circle ends it´s 10€
3. Hashers can bring their food to BBQ (NO FISH!)

 
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Picnic season, bring your own lunch if you wanna eat after the R*n.


ON ON!


The “Options will Blow You” R*n

Run No.: 2669
Date: Sunday 24 August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Parque del Oeste (Casa de Campo)
GPS: [40°25’35.4″N 3°43’29.2″W] or [40.426509, -3.724779]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
There are several options by metro:
Principe Pío Station: lines 6 & 10. This station is also accesible by Cercanías trains.
Principe Pio metro is also on the R (Ramal) line. This is a short line – it starts at Opera and ends at Principe Pio (with no stop in between). You can get to Opera on foot from Plaza Santa Ana in 10-15 minutes. Alternatively it´s one stop from Sol on line 2. From there you follow the other directions (leave through the Paseo del Rey exit and follow flour.)
Argüelles station: lines 3, 4 & 6.
Ventura Rodríguez Station: line 3.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Go to Moncloa & follow Calle Princesa, then turn right in the Argüelles metro corner to go to Parque del Oeste.
Continue straight into the park & take the second exit at the roundabout, then turn right after you see a car park.
Our CP will be at the end of that street.

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/gR6pZfzTJuR2

Hares: Blow Re Me & JP NN

 
 

 
 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “Escorgasm” R*n

 
Run No.: 2668
Date: Sunday 17 August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Casita del infante, San Lorenzo de El Escorial
GPS: [40°35’09.1″N 4°09’30.9″W] or [40.585852, -4.158583]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus 664 from Moncloa leaves at 11:45. It takes 55 minutes to get to the last stop in San Lorenzo (https://goo.gl/maps/PFguRyP6JYnBaZ7s5). Then from there there’s a 22 minute walk (1.7km) to the car park.
Alternatively, you can offer sexual favors to the drivers to give you a ride.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 highway to A Coruña. Then take exit 47 to M-600 towards el Escorial.
From there it’s best to use the GPS, there are a few roundabouts but in general it’s quite easy. At some point you’ll have to go around the big monasterio.
Once you’re past the monasterio, continue straight for about 850m, the CP will be on your right.
 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KbdndKvysPBvQ7dn9

Hares: Smile Like You Like It & Anything Fits



– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “Transportation Trifecta” R*n

Run No.: 2664
Date: Sunday 27th July 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle de Conchita Montes, Hortaleza/Valdebebas
GPS: [40°28’41.8″N 3°37’55.5″W] or [40.478278, -3.632083]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro/Bus:
Take the Madrid Metro line 8 (Pink line) towards the Aeropuerto T-4 and exit at Mar de Cristal. Walk north to C. Mar de Adriatico past the roundabout and go to bus stop 2888 on the right hand side of the road. Catch a blue EMT Bus 87 and exit at Maruja Mallo – Camino del Olivar (8 stops). When you exit the bus, walk south and turn left into C. de Conchita Montes where you should reach the CP.

 

Metro Only (15 minute walk from the Metro):
Take Madrid Metro Line 4 (Brown line) North and exit at San Lorenzo. When you exit the Metro, walk north up Av. de Ballanquilla and turn right into C. de Gregoria Sanchez Herraez. This will take you over the M-40 and M-11 Highways. At the 1st roundabout, turn right and walk through the park till you reach the CP a C. de Conchita Montes.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Head north on Paseo de la Castellana and take the right fork after the Cuatro Torres towards M-30/M-11/Aeropuerto/A-1 Burgos and follow signs to M-11. Take exit 3 for M-40 toward E-90/A-2/Zaragoza/R-3/A-3/R-4/A-4 and keep right towards C. de Gregorio Sanchez Herraez. At the Traffic light turn left into C. de Gregorio Sanchez Herraez and at the 1st roundabout, take the 1st exit into C. de Rafaela Aparicio. Then take the 1st exit into C. de Conchita Montes and you should reach the CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/tLGqWJcBvbm8dVFo6

Hares: Mere Cunt & Bee Cup


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!