Madrid HHH

The “Snog a Mere C*nt” R*n

Run No.: 2700
Date: Sunday 8 March 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Just outside Majadahonda
GPS: [40°28’12.4″N 3°53’29.8″W] or [40.470123, -3.891607]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Inter Urbano Bus: Linea 651 leaves from Moncloa station at 11:42am or 12:00pm from platform (dársena) 39, Isla 3. The Bus trip should take approx 40 minutes and exit at the San Vincente-Pza.San Roque stop.
Once you exit the bus, walk north and turn left into C. de San Roque. Follow the road and when you get to the roundabout take the dirt road (Cam de la Dehesa) and FFCP (walk is approx 15 minutes)
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 and take Exit 18 towards Las Rozas Sur/El Escorial
Keep on the left lane and merge onto the M-505 and then take the 1st right slip to Las Rozas. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto the M-515
Follow the M-515 over 3 roundabouts and turn right into C. Charaima
Follow C. Charaima and at the 2nd roundabout, take the 1st exit into Av. Dr Marañon
At the next roundabout, take the 4th exit into C. de Miguel Hernandez
At the next roundabout, take the 2nd exit (DIRT ROAD) onto Cam. de la Dehesa and FFCP

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/4WK7MK3AHshZyBqx7

Hares: Snog the Goblin & Mere Cunt

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant Arranged for Afterwards

 


ON ON!

The “Sexy Screw” R*n

Run No.: 2699
Date: Sunday 1 March 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Boadilla Del Monte (NEW CP)
GPS: [40°24’37.0″N 3°54’31.8″W] or [40.410400, -3.908778]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Inter Urbano Bus: Linea 574 from Colonia Jardín (Bus stop: https://goo.gl/maps/aA6WoCMLz1cuVnFG8). Each one leaves every hour, so you’ll catch it at 12:30. The journey will take around 25 minutes, get off in the following stop: (Bus stop: Av Siglo XXI – Pio Baroja) and FFCP.
Alternatively you can take “Metro Ligero” from Colonia Jardín as well (runs every 30 minutes), line 3 and stop at “Puerta de Boadilla” stop and FFCP (CP is next to Mercadona).
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 counter-clockwise & then take the M-40 for 13.8km.
Take exit 36 toward Madrid/M-511/Ciudad de la Imagen/M-501/Boadilla.
Then go to the right lane to take the ramp onto M-501
Take exit 4 for M-50
Take M-513 exit toward Brunete/Boadilla del Monte
At the roundabout, take the 4th exit to M-513
At the 2nd roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Av. de la Condesa de Chinchón
At the roundabout, turn right to stay on Av. de la Condesa de Chinchón
At Pl. Virgen de la Paz, take the 1st exit onto Av Víctimas del Terrorismo
At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on Av Víctimas del Terrorismo and FFCP

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/EQWYoNLh5DosunQ4A

Hares: Corkscrew & Sex Mex

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant Arranged for Afterwards

 


ON ON!

The “r*n like you like it” R*n

Run No.: 2698

Date: Sunday 22 February 2026

Time: 1pm – 13:00h

Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Near Tres Cantos Cercanias Station.

GPS: [40°35’46.3″N 3°43’09.3″W] or [40.596195, -3.719242]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?

Take Cercanias train line C-4b (towards Colmenar Viejo)
-from Atocha at 12:02
-from Chamartin at 12:06.
 
It will arrive at 12:32 at Tres Cantos station.
Then it’s a 12 min walk to the CP, use google maps.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Go north towards M-607 road.
Take exit 23.
Take the 2nd exit at the roundabout.
Take the 1st exit at the next roundabout.
Turn right and you’ll be at the CP.

 

Google Mapshttps://maps.app.goo.gl/zXUfKeZpwETXft1X8

Hares: Something In My Mouth & Smile Like You Like It

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
 
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Snog & Run” R*n

Run No.: 2697
Date: Sunday 15 February 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h prompt start (please)
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes. 
 
Location: Camino de Vallepardo, 2, 28229 Villanueva del Pardillo, Madrid. If you can get a lift, get a lift…
GPS: [40°30’38.8″N 3°58’50.1″W] or [40.5109791, -3.9805684356]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus 643 leaves from Moncloa station at 11:55 from platform (dársena) 6, Isla 1.
Stop ID: 17480, CºReal-Río Miño (Bus ride is approx 45 minutes)

…then FFFCP (basically walk north out of town and turn left onto Camino Isabell II). Walk is 1.5km (or use Google Maps!)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Follow A-6. Take exit 9 from A-6. At roundabout, take 2nd exit onto Av. de Valdemarín/M-500. Continue to follow M-500. Use the right lane to merge onto
M-503 via the ramp to Pozuelo/Húmera/UCM/Campus Somosaguas.
Continue on M-503 to Majadahonda. Merge onto M-503.Use the left 2 lanes to merge onto M-50. Take exit 79 for M-509 towards Villanueva del Pardillo.

When you reach Villanueva del Pardillo, the first thing you hit is a roundabout. There’s going to be 5 in total, so count them off…
At that 1st roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Av. Juan Carlos the 1st.
Then go straight through roundabouts 2 and 3, staying on Av. Juan Carlos 1st.
At the 4th roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Camino Real.
At the 5th -and last- roundabout go straight through onto the country road, continuing for another 500m, before turning left and FFFCP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/R3GFHQRkaja9sxoe7

Hares: Snog The Goblin & Hit & Run

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
 
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!


The “Smile if it Fits” R*n

Run No.: 2696
Date: Sunday 8 February 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Chinchon
GPS: [40.135237, -3.423318] or [40°08’06.9″N 3°25’24.0″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Take Bus 337 from Av. de Mediterraneo (Conde de Casal Metro) at 11:45 (don’t miss it the next one is an hour later). Sit still until bus stop “Chinchon – Convento” (ride should be approx 55 minutes) and follow flour to CP (11 min walk).
Google maps might suggest getting out at “Chinchon – Ronda del Mediodía” but there won’t be any flour there and you will be 10 minutes late 🙂

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A3/E-901 to exit 21 for M-832 towards Morata/Chinchon, at the roundabout straight on to M311. Follow the M311 till you reach Chinchon. At the roundabout at the entrance of Chinchon, take the 1st exit onto Carr. Morata de Tajuña/M-404. After the castle, take a hairpin turn right and you will find the CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/7V27bWKAryvVYoN879

Hares: Smile Like You Like It & Anything Fits

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
 
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!