Madrid HHH

The “Escorgasm” R*n

 
Run No.: 2668
Date: Sunday 17 August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Casita del infante, San Lorenzo de El Escorial
GPS: [40°35’09.1″N 4°09’30.9″W] or [40.585852, -4.158583]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus 664 from Moncloa leaves at 11:45. It takes 55 minutes to get to the last stop in San Lorenzo (https://goo.gl/maps/PFguRyP6JYnBaZ7s5). Then from there there’s a 22 minute walk (1.7km) to the car park.
Alternatively, you can offer sexual favors to the drivers to give you a ride.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 highway to A Coruña. Then take exit 47 to M-600 towards el Escorial.
From there it’s best to use the GPS, there are a few roundabouts but in general it’s quite easy. At some point you’ll have to go around the big monasterio.
Once you’re past the monasterio, continue straight for about 850m, the CP will be on your right.
 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KbdndKvysPBvQ7dn9

Hares: Smile Like You Like It & Anything Fits



– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “Park To Park” R*n

Run No.: 2666
Date: Sunday 10th August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Near Parque de las Avenidas Metro
GPS: [40°26’20.6″N 3°39’39.5″W] or [40.439064, -3.660971]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
By Metro Line 7 Parque de las Avenidas stop.
Then FFCP by Av de Brasilia.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 clockwise to exit 6A to Av de Brasilia.
Go up to roundabout & turn right (Av de Brasilia), park wherever possible.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/uy1mnq73NaisNBnVA

Hares: Pussy Galore and Bongo Drums


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “Cool Down At The Pool” R*n

Run No.: 2665
Date: Saturday 2nd August 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Las Meigas house, Av. Comunidad de Madrid, 18. (Torrelodones)
GPS: [40°35’04.9″N 3°57’02.6″W] or [40.584694, -3.950722]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
From Moncloa intercambiador dársena/platform 29 you can take the bus 611 leaving at 11:45 with a ~27 minute travel time. This is the bus stop location: https://goo.gl/maps/jdGcGUWu5qXzEYnFA.(CTRA.A6-URB.LA Berzosilla, Parada 11084)
The house will be a few meters away from it, look for number 18.
Buses don’t take change larger than 5€, make sure you bring coins or small notes to pay the driver.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 highway towards A Coruña & take exit 27.
Stay on the service road parallel to the highway, continue straight at the roundabout.
The CP will be roughly 1.4km after said roundabout, on your right, look for number 18.
Ring the bell for the gate to be opened, park inside at the bottom or up at the end of the ramp.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Kk7bfxJ7a1DzW3LW6

Hares: Gobble 07 & Very Grimm

 


This is a pool r*n, make sure you bring your swimming gear & towel!
– It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!. There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
 
1. It´s on Saturday  2nd – not Sunday 3rd
2. ⁠Run fee is 5€ if you want to access the cooler until the end of the circle. If you want to keep drinking from the coolers after the circle ends it´s 10€
3. Hashers can bring their food to BBQ
 
Bongo Drums welcome to bring and cook her home-made sausages in a bun with relish and onion. Cost is 5€ each but you need to let her know ahead of time so she can bring sufficient sausages. 
 
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Picnic season, bring your own lunch if you wanna eat after the R*n.


ON ON!


The “Transportation Trifecta” R*n

Run No.: 2664
Date: Sunday 27th July 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle de Conchita Montes, Hortaleza/Valdebebas
GPS: [40°28’41.8″N 3°37’55.5″W] or [40.478278, -3.632083]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro/Bus:
Take the Madrid Metro line 8 (Pink line) towards the Aeropuerto T-4 and exit at Mar de Cristal. Walk north to C. Mar de Adriatico past the roundabout and go to bus stop 2888 on the right hand side of the road. Catch a blue EMT Bus 87 and exit at Maruja Mallo – Camino del Olivar (8 stops). When you exit the bus, walk south and turn left into C. de Conchita Montes where you should reach the CP.

 

Metro Only (15 minute walk from the Metro):
Take Madrid Metro Line 4 (Brown line) North and exit at San Lorenzo. When you exit the Metro, walk north up Av. de Ballanquilla and turn right into C. de Gregoria Sanchez Herraez. This will take you over the M-40 and M-11 Highways. At the 1st roundabout, turn right and walk through the park till you reach the CP a C. de Conchita Montes.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Head north on Paseo de la Castellana and take the right fork after the Cuatro Torres towards M-30/M-11/Aeropuerto/A-1 Burgos and follow signs to M-11. Take exit 3 for M-40 toward E-90/A-2/Zaragoza/R-3/A-3/R-4/A-4 and keep right towards C. de Gregorio Sanchez Herraez. At the Traffic light turn left into C. de Gregorio Sanchez Herraez and at the 1st roundabout, take the 1st exit into C. de Rafaela Aparicio. Then take the 1st exit into C. de Conchita Montes and you should reach the CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/tLGqWJcBvbm8dVFo6

Hares: Mere Cunt & Bee Cup


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “Heat & Sweat in Summertime” R*n

Run No.: 2663
Date: Sunday 20th July 2025
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle del Parque, Majadahonda
GPS: [40°28’12.7″N 3°51’03.7″W] or [40.470202, -3.851033]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Train:
Take the Cercanias to Majadahonda station (timetables here: https://www.renfe.com/es/es/cercanias/cercanias-madrid/horarios) then walk to the CP (about 9 minute walk).
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Go to the A-6 A Coruña highway, then take exit 13 Towards El Plantio/Majadahonda/Centro Comercial.
At the roundabout, take the 4th exit to go under the highway, at the next roundabout, take the first exit.
Keep going until you get to a big roundabout in Majadahonda, take the 4th exit.
Go straight and once again, 4th exit at the last roundabout and you’ll be at the CP.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/TGHR5DdkbvWQGJx38

Hares: Lady Twice A Day & Sex Mex

 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!
 


ON ON!