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The “Pool Party” R*n 2024

Run No.: 2604
Date: Saturday 6th July 2024
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks. If you want to stay after the circle, the fee will be 10€
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle Cerrillo 14, Becerril de la Sierra.
GPS: [40°42’15.8″N 3°59’29.2″W] or [40.704382, -3.991434]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?

691 bus leaves Intercambiador de Moncloa at 11.40, dársena 21. That will get you to the stop at Cerro Grande (https://goo.gl/maps/4GeK5C56C2t) at approximately 12.30. Follow GPS to the link listed below (Calle Cerrillo 14).

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Take the M607 Colmenar Viejo road. At km 35 keep right, heading towards M609 Soto del Real. Travel on the M607 following signs to Manzanares el Real. At the roundabout turn left towards M608 Manzanares el Real/Cerceda. Continue to and passed Manzanares on the M608, following sings to Cerceda. You will arrive at a large roundabout with an ALDI. Turn right towards Navacerrada and continue on until you arrive at a roundabout signposted Becerril de la Sierra/Collado Villalba (M623). Follow that exit and after 3 km (do not turn right at the church), turn left into Calle de los Arroyuelos (the street has a 20 km/h sign visible from the M623). Head up the hill until the street changes name to Calle Cerrillo. FFCP. The run starts from Calle Cerrillo number 14 (although park cars in the area to the right 50 metres beyond the house).

Alternate route: Take A6 La Coruña motorway and exit at km 39, signposted Villalba/Navacerrada. Follow signs to M601 Pto. Navacerrada or Navacerrada (over 2 roundabouts) and travel 7.5 km (over a 3rd roundabout) up the M601. At km 7.5 exit right signposted M623 Becerril de la Sierra, and join the M623 right towards Becerril. After 1.2 km turn right into Calle de los Arroyuelos. Head up the hill until the street changes name to Calle Cerrillo. FFCP The run starts from Calle Cerrillo number 14 (although park cars in the area to the right 50 metres beyond the house).

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/SN4Cr3Jnvf62

Hares: Tim Rat With A Sweet Snatch & the other one (In Your Face)

 

 


Please bring a water bottle, sunscreen & a hat.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
 
There’s a pool (it’s in the title FFS!), so bring swimming stuff and towels, etc.
Food: It’s a PICNIC, so bring whatever food you intend to eat. There will be a cooler for refrigerated food, but there’s limited space so consider bringing your own. Pre-prepared food can be warmed up in the kitchen.
BBQ: Against our better judgement, there will be a BBQ (the Saffas will refer to this by a term that sounds like “bra”… and they don’t even find it funny… very strange….). Bongo Drums and Virtual C*nt are in charge of the BBQ, its use and the allocation of space. There will be a customs checkpoint upon entry to the premises to check for fish fingers. Any attempted entry with fish fingers will be dealt with harshly.
 
Bongo Drums has kindly offered to bring and cook a sausage bun with relish and onion for an extra 5€ if you want, just let her know ahead of time so she can bring enough.
 
We’ll provide flimsy, disposable plates and cutlery. If you prefer something more solid, please bring your own.
 
House rules? Apart from the incredibly bloody obvious (in the form of “please don’t shit in the sink…!”), only one: no glasses around the pool.


ON ON!

The “Colchoneros” R*n

Run No.: 2603
Date: Sunday 30th June 2024
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: C.Moreras (Majadahonda)
GPS: [40°27’39.9″N 3°51’35.6″W] or [40.461071, -3.859888]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Inter Urbano Bus: Linea 653 from Moncloa station from platform(dársena) 38, isla 3.
The bus leaves at 12:30, stop here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/w5QTu6d4djTkE9i6A.

Reminder: Interurbano buses only accept cash to be paid to the driver, they don’t accept change of more than 5€, so make sure you bring coins and/or 5€ bills.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A-6 highway to A Coruña. Then take exit 11AB to M-40.
At the M-40, take exit 41 and join M-503 towards Majadahonda/A-6/A Coruña.
Once in M-503, take exit 10A towards Majadahonda (Sur)/Fremap/Inst. Sal. Carlos III.
At the next 3 roundabouts, take the second exit in each one of them (the carpark in the 3rd roundabout counts as an exit), then continue on that road until CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KumpjVozi6bN4y828

Hares: Very Grimm & Sex Mex.

 


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “If You Go Down To The Woods Today” R*n

Run No.: 2602
Date: Sunday 23rd June 2024
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: First Car Park in el Pardo
GPS: [40°29’48.7″N 3°45’32.1″W] or [40.496864, -3.758909]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Inter Urbano Bus: Linea 601 Moncloa-El Pardo-Mingorrubio: Isla 3, Darsena 35. On a
Sunday there´s a bus every 22-23 minutes with a journey time of less than 20 minutes. Get off the bus
at the stop before the train tracks (Here: https://goo.gl/maps/KVLzhye5D2U2 ) and FFCP

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 counter-clockwise & exit at the M-612 Carretera Fuencarral-El Pardo.
The CP will be on your left after ~2.3Km, right after the “Club deportivo Somontes”

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/MWYEM4FkQTr

Hares: Very Grimm & Smile Like You Like It.

 


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!

The “TripAdvisor Does Cobeña” R*n.

Run No.: 2601
Date: Sunday 16th June 2024
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

 

Location: Polideportivo de Cobeña
GPS: [40°34’55.3″N 3°30’20.0″W] or [40.582028, -3.505556]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Interurbano bus 183 leaves Plaza de Castilla at 12:10 from dársena/platform 7 (Nivel -3, Isla 1). The journey will take around 50 minutes, stop at Polideportivo de Cobeña (https://maps.app.goo.gl/njjKE13qCSkhXreh8).
The CP is around the building
 
Driving directions (from Cuzco):
take the A1 north and take exit 23 & the M100 towards Cobena/Algete. Turn right at the first roundabout then straight on over the next 2 roundabouts then the right lane to join the M103 towards Algete. Turn right into the polideportivo then left through the parking to the end & CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/YYUC58Cb9N4rB7aEA

Hares: C*nt Man & Rachel NN

 


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!


ON ON!


The “This R*n Is Too Old For Leonardo DiCaprio” R*n

Run No.: 2600
Date: Sunday 9th June 2024
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

 

Location: Avenida de Peñalara (near La Granja metro), Alcobendas
GPS: [40°31’54.8″N 3°39’44.1″W] or [40.531877, -3.662256]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
By Metro:
Take line 10 of the metro to the La Granja. (La Granja is in zone B1 so if you only have a zone A metro pass you will need to buy a supplement.) When you come out of the metro walk the short distance to the car park on Avenida de Peñalara. (you’ll have to turn right at the second roundabout to get to it)

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
– Get north on the Castellana and follow signs for the M-607
– Take exit 12 which is signposted for Alcobendas/M-603
– After crossing over the M-40 take the second (I think) exit which is signposted Av. del Monte Valdelatas
– At the next roundabout take the second exit onto Avenida de Peñalara
– The car park is in the middle of the next 2 roundabouts.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Vd9AZXjpqnkizcSp6

Hares: Twice A Day & Something In My Mouth

 


Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Picnic weather permitting. We will announce a bit closer to the date.


ON ON!