Madrid HHH

“The Jesus Saves” R*n.

Run No.: 2479
Date: Sunday 17th April 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Near Laguna metro in southern Madrid (near corner of Calle de Alhambra and Avenida de Ángel San Briz)
GPS: [40.399118, -3.744197] or [40°23’56.8″N 3°44’39.1″W] 

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
This is beside Laguna metro (L6) and Cercanías station. FFCP.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 to exit 16.
Follow Paseo de la Ermita del Santo to Av. de Ángel Sanz Briz5 min (2.1km)
Merge onto Travesía Iván de Vargas 37 m
Turn left onto Paseo de la Ermita del Santo 1.0 km
Use the right lane to turn left onto Calle Via Carpetana 120 m
Turn right onto Av. de Ángel Sanz Briz
Destination will be on the right 900 m.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/6BJ6z2Tdts22

Hares: Very Grimm & Corkscrew


Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!


The “Washer Women With Vertigo” R*n

Run No.: 2478
Date: Sunday 10th April 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Paracuellos de Jarama
GPS: [40°30’28.3″N 3°31’43.0″W] or [40.507868, -3.528609]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Interurbano bus 212 from Canillejas or Barajas metro stop (Leaves Canillejas at 11:55).
Get off when the bus turns right from the main road Paseo del Radar (https://goo.gl/maps/hkDeevDT21PC3e6j7).
Go back across main road calle Real. Turn right after calle de Ajalvir, down steep road/path…… calle de la Fuente. (8 minute walk)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the M30 and exit km8 Avd de Logroño. Go through tunnel to Paracuellos CMIII.
Go along calle Real through the village to a big round about taking 3rd exit….. down hill on discreet mud road. Calle de los Sauces. FFCP

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Vq33a7kDqE7opQ1F8

Hares: Bush Warmer & Scrambled Dag


Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!


The “Ball Breaker” R*n

-This is a Ball Breaker Run, which means there’s a long option for those who want to take a challenge (at least 17km), although there will be an option for the whipms with less than 10k.
Please bring warm clothes, it will be windy and cold, let’s make sure everyone is safe for this one.
 
Run No.: 2477
Date: Sunday 3rd April 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Casita del infante, San Lorenzo Del Escorial
GPS: [40°35’09.1″N 4°09’30.9″W] or [40.585852, -4.158583]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus 664 from Moncloa leaves at 11:45. It takes 55 minutes to get to the last stop in San Lorenzo (https://goo.gl/maps/PFguRyP6JYnBaZ7s5). Then from there there’s a 22 minute walk (1.7km) to the car park.
Alternatively, you can offer sexual favors to the drivers to give you a ride.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 highway to A Coruña. Then take exit 47 to M-600 towards el escorial.
From there it’s best to use the GPS, there are a few roundabouts but in general it’s quite easy. At some point you’ll have to go around the big monasterio.
Once you’re past the monasterio, continue straight for about 850m, the CP will be on your right.
 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/W22bKEagcnfRiJij8

Hares: Professor Spanx & Smile Like You Like It

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Varsity Blues” R*n

Run No.: 2476
Date: Sunday 27th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Avenida Complutense, Ciudad Universitaria (Madrid)
GPS: [40°26’55.7″N 3°43’44.4″W] or [40.448804, -3.729001]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro: Ciudad Universitaria station (line 6). Follow flour from there.
 
Buses 132 and 82 also take you there.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Not really needed, just go to Ciudad Universitaria & park on either side of the Alfonso XIII monument in Avenida Complutense (it’s not the main monument with a horse).

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/kjiPG5EaTHGsae816

Hares: Virtual Cunt & Another Dick In The Wall

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Nimby” R*n

St. Patrick’s Run. So, wear green.


Run No.: 2475
Date: Sunday 20th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Parque de las Colinas, Hoyo de Manzanares area.
GPS: [40°36’06.8″N 3°54’28.3″W] or [40.601883, -3.907848]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus: 611 from the intercambiador in Moncloa. (Isla 2, dársena 29).
Bus every hour at a quarter to the hour until 11:45. Takes 45 mins. It takes you to the town of Hoyo de Manzanares. Ask if it goes to Las Colinas. If it doesn’t, get off at the church and arrange a lift.
Important: Don’t mention the word ‘carrera’, especially any police who might ask.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A6 to km. 27 and exit direction Hoyo de Manzanares etc.
Continue straight along the service road for about 1km.
Follow signs for Hoyo de Manzanares, M618.
Continue on the M618 until almost km. 20.
Turn right into urbanisation El Berzalejo. FFCP.
Park on the street, not on the waste ground.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/ytApqBS55mxdRXnj8

Hares: Sir Sir Culchie & Marina O’hare

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.
Lost? Ph. 669147655


ON ON!