Madrid HHH

The “Don’t smile with your mouth full” R*n

Run No.: 2721
Date: Sunday 2 August 2026
Time: 1pm – 13.00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Recinto Ferial de Casa de Campo (Casa de Campo)
GPS: [40°24’48.3″N 3°44’07.5″W] or [40.413419, -3.735413]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Take Line 10 (Puerta del Sur) and get off at Lago. Exit the station and turn right onto Rda. del Lago. Take the left fork onto C. del Arroz. When you get to the next intersection, turn left into C. del Ferial. Turn right after that into Trav. del Vivero and the CP should be 100m in front of you

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the M-30. Follow signs towards A-5 Badajoz and merge onto the A-5. Take the Exit towards C. de Dante and at the roundabout, take the 3rd exit to stay on C. de Dante. The the next roundabout, take the 1st exit towards M-30/Avda. de Portugal and take a slight right onto the Avda. Portugal ramp. At the next roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Av Principal and at the next roundabout the 1st exit onto C Principal de Provincias. After 400m turn right into the CP.

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/eZGpd22a63w2FEAy5

Hares: Smile Like You Like It & Something In My Mouth


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
– Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!
 


ON ON!


The “Runway Ramble” R*n

Run No.: 2720
Date: Sunday 26 July 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle del Arroyo del Calderillo (Los Berrocales del Jarama)
GPS: [40°28’40.4″N 3°30’59.0″W] or [40.477889, -3.516389]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
ALSA bus from Canillejas (AVENIDA DE LOGROÑO – Bus Stop ID: 4954 https://goo.gl/maps/CQeHZovEUh8hFSQv6): Number 211 to Paracuellos leaves at 11:00 & arrives at around 11:20 (Bus Stop ID: 4951 https://goo.gl/maps/smdTGMoCf19roqPj9), then the L2 to Los Berrocales de Jarama leaves at around 12:00
(bus stop nearby,Bus Stop ID:5047 https://goo.gl/maps/5tX7pXpz4UqcYEFY7) then FFCP.

 

Public transport is a bit challenging this time around, perhaps offering sexual favors to your favourite driver is a more suitable option.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
– Alberto de Alcocer EAST to M30 anticlockwise.
– Use the right 2 lanes to take exit 5AB onto A-2 towards Zaragoza/Aeropuerto
– Take exit 17A for M-115 towards M-50/M-45/R-2/Ajalvir (At the ‘Y’ stay LEFT)
– At roundabout, go STRAIGHT to stay on M-115
– At roundabout, turn LEFT to LOS BERROCALES
– At the roundabout, GO STRAIGHT.
– At the Roundabout, turn LEFT into Paseo Quintana
– After 50m, turn right to C/ del Arroyo del Calderillo
– C.P. will be on the left.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Un6gs984pSFx4uaj7

Hare: Mere Cunt


 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
– Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!
 


ON ON!

The “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of Madrid” R*n

Run No.: 2719
Date: Sunday 19 July 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Valdemanco

GPS: [40°52’16.2″N 3°39’25.9″W] or [40.871181, -3.657190]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?

Take Bus 725 from Plaza de Castilla (darsena/platform 28, nivel -3, isla 2) at 10:30 (the bus to Valdemanco only runs every 2 hours) to Valdemanco. The bus should take 1h20 minutes. Exit at the Valdemanco-Av.Desvio Bus Stop. Walk along the M-610 and turn left into C. Arroyito, then 2nd right onto C. el Baile, 2nd left into C. de las Eras and 1st right into C. de las Malezas. Follow the road up the hill and the CP will be at the end of the road (next to the Tanatorio)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):

Go North on the A-1 and exit 57 toward La Cabrera/M-610/Valdemanco and turn left at the Stop street and go over the bridge. At the 1st roundabout, take the 4th exit onto the M-610 towards Valdemanco. When you reach Valdemanco, take the 1st right into C. de las Eras (be careful as the GPS tries to take you on a dirt road to the right before getting to Valdemanco – AVOID this and carry on driving into Valdemanco). Follow the road and turn right into C. de las Malezas. Follow the road up the hill until you get to the CP (next to the Tanatorio)

 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/cBxzSCSVvyA7AHbU7

Hares: Bongo Drums & Virtual Cunt


 


– There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.
– Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
It’s a PICNIC R*N, so if you want to eat after the r*n, bring your own food.
It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!
 


ON ON!

The “Grimm Like You Like It” R*n

Run No.: 2717
Date: Sunday 5 July 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

 

Location: Very Grimm’s Palace, Metro Valdezarza. Calle Valle de Cardos, 34
GPS: [40.466986, -3.712701] or [40°28’01.2″N 3°42’45.7″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro line 7 (orange), stop “Valdezarza”, follow flour/chalk or use GPS to Calle Valle de Cardos, 34.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Go straight on Sor Angela De La Cruz street (& tunnel) until the roundabout AFTER the big park.
On that roundabout turn around (4th exit) & take the exit to “Serafín Rodríguez” street on your right.
First street to your left is Valle de Cardos, find a parking space.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/nVfHZTzMzTT2

Hares: Very Grimm & Smile Like You Like It

 

 

 


 

– Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
There will be food to share after the circle at Grimm’s place. It is a bring and share, so please bring a savoury dish or dessert. Very Grimm will make at least 1 curry.


ON ON!


The “You are Killing Them” R*n

Run No.: 2716
Date: Sunday 28 June 2026
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Las Matas
GPS: [40°33’11.5″N 3°53’33.9″W] or [40.553181, -3.892753]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Take the Cercanías to station Las Matas (C8, to Cercedilla; or C3, to El Escorial; or C10, to Villalba)
Exit the station and straight ahead into a one-way street called Paseo de los Alemanes. Walk 400 metres go into Parque 1 de Mayo.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A6 (La Coruña). Exit at km 24.
After slip road, go under the bridge, then left at the roundabout, and then right, then right again down c Amadeo Vives. Go about 500 metres turn left to c Enrique Granados, park and go into the park
 

Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/o86tidXiXCiYoXgJ9

Hares: El Sordo & Slippery When Wet

 



– It will be hot, bring water, sunscreen and a hat for the run!. There are cars available to drop your bag while you run.

– Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Picnic season, however there is a restaurant option (Van Gogh Cafe)


ON ON!