Madrid HHH

The “Ball Breaker” R*n

-This is a Ball Breaker Run, which means there’s a long option for those who want to take a challenge (at least 17km), although there will be an option for the whipms with less than 10k.
Please bring warm clothes, it will be windy and cold, let’s make sure everyone is safe for this one.
 
Run No.: 2477
Date: Sunday 3rd April 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Casita del infante, San Lorenzo Del Escorial
GPS: [40°35’09.1″N 4°09’30.9″W] or [40.585852, -4.158583]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus 664 from Moncloa leaves at 11:45. It takes 55 minutes to get to the last stop in San Lorenzo (https://goo.gl/maps/PFguRyP6JYnBaZ7s5). Then from there there’s a 22 minute walk (1.7km) to the car park.
Alternatively, you can offer sexual favors to the drivers to give you a ride.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A-6 highway to A Coruña. Then take exit 47 to M-600 towards el escorial.
From there it’s best to use the GPS, there are a few roundabouts but in general it’s quite easy. At some point you’ll have to go around the big monasterio.
Once you’re past the monasterio, continue straight for about 850m, the CP will be on your right.
 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/W22bKEagcnfRiJij8

Hares: Professor Spanx & Smile Like You Like It

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Varsity Blues” R*n

Run No.: 2476
Date: Sunday 27th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Avenida Complutense, Ciudad Universitaria (Madrid)
GPS: [40°26’55.7″N 3°43’44.4″W] or [40.448804, -3.729001]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Metro: Ciudad Universitaria station (line 6). Follow flour from there.
 
Buses 132 and 82 also take you there.
 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Not really needed, just go to Ciudad Universitaria & park on either side of the Alfonso XIII monument in Avenida Complutense (it’s not the main monument with a horse).

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/kjiPG5EaTHGsae816

Hares: Virtual Cunt & Another Dick In The Wall

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Nimby” R*n

St. Patrick’s Run. So, wear green.


Run No.: 2475
Date: Sunday 20th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Parque de las Colinas, Hoyo de Manzanares area.
GPS: [40°36’06.8″N 3°54’28.3″W] or [40.601883, -3.907848]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus: 611 from the intercambiador in Moncloa. (Isla 2, dársena 29).
Bus every hour at a quarter to the hour until 11:45. Takes 45 mins. It takes you to the town of Hoyo de Manzanares. Ask if it goes to Las Colinas. If it doesn’t, get off at the church and arrange a lift.
Important: Don’t mention the word ‘carrera’, especially any police who might ask.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the A6 to km. 27 and exit direction Hoyo de Manzanares etc.
Continue straight along the service road for about 1km.
Follow signs for Hoyo de Manzanares, M618.
Continue on the M618 until almost km. 20.
Turn right into urbanisation El Berzalejo. FFCP.
Park on the street, not on the waste ground.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/ytApqBS55mxdRXnj8

Hares: Sir Sir Culchie & Marina O’hare

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.
Lost? Ph. 669147655


ON ON!

The “Square Root’s Last Theorem” R*n

Run No.: 2474
Date: Sunday 13th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Car Park in calle Jaraiz (Las Rozas), at the end of the street
GPS: [40°33’14.2″N 3°54’10.7″W] or [40.553947, -3.902984]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Cercanías station Las Matas (C8, to Cercedilla; or C3, to El Escorial; or C10, to Villalba) or by interurbano bus from Moncloa, next to Repsol Petrol Station, bus 686 leaves at 12:20 (isla 2, darsena 28) journey time ~15min. Bus stop location: https://goo.gl/maps/5yDGmGD1U9kQTPyK6. Cross the pedestrian bridge over carretera de La Coruña, and turn right after the bridge (walking parallel to the highway), The CP will be at the end of the 3rd street to the left.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A6 (La Coruña). Exit at km 26, turn left (2nd exit) on roundabout to go under A6, then turn left (2nd exit) in the following roundabout.
After that take the 2nd street to the right, the CP will be at the end of the street.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/eAdZYoAy6or7B3mA7

Hares: El Sordo & Square Root

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Donkey’s Ass” R*n

Run No.: 2473
Date: Sunday 6th March 2022
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.

 

Location: Vicálvaro
GPS: [40°23’34.4″N 3°36’20.7″W] or [40.392875, -3.605742]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
There’s a 20 minute walk either from Metro Valdebernardo (line 9) or from Vicálvaro Cercanias station (Lines C-2, C-7 & C-8)

There are a couple of buses that could help you shorten that walk, You can check the app “Moovit” to find them, it usually works better than Google Maps for public transport.

 
Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the M-30 highway clockwise until exit 7B
Get into the M-23 direction to Vicálvaro & keep following the signs for Vicálvaro.
Once you get to vicálvaro, turn right (1st exit) at the first roundabout.
Continue straight through the 2nd and 3rd roundabout (2nd exit on each of them)
At the 4th roundabout, take the 3rd exit to go left, and continue straight through 3 more roundabouts.
The car park will be at the last roundabout, where the road is blocked.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/7kW64UwohReqBG3b8

Hares: Bottoms Up & Snog The Goblin

Social distancing to be practised before, during and after r*ns and during the circles.
– Trophies (e.g. prick, arm) are suspended for the time being.
– Snacks should not be passed around during the circle.
Down-downs will be from your own drinking vessel (or can). Feel free to bring your Hash mug or other drinking vessel.
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!