Madrid HHH

The “Monumental Piss Up” R*n

Run No.: 2418
Date: Sunday 2nd February 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Alcalá de Henares
GPS: [40.476448, -3.362646] or [40°28’35.2″N 3°21’45.5″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Take bus 223 from Intercambiador Avenida de America to Alcala de Henares (it runs every 20 minutes on a Sunday and takes 40 mins). Get off at Puerta de Madrid (https://goo.gl/maps/2dqbwx6xJoX9mTRs9) then 15 minute walk to Parque Sementales (the side by Calle Rio Tormes).

You can also take a Cercanías train (C-2 or C-7) to Alcalá de Henares and then walk for 20 minutes. (41 minute train journey)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Get onto M30, then A2 exit 23, onto the M300, then Ronda del Fiscal, Paseo de Pastrana, Ronda de la Pescadería, and to the end of Calle Rio Tormes

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/oKxGcgC8Z3hMptmZ8

Hares: Bush Warmer & Ben NN

Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


 

ON ON!

The “Path Of The Fallen Pine” R*n

Run No.: 2417
Date: Sunday 26th January 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: La Jarosa reservoir, near Guadarrama.
GPS: [40.666420,-4.132109] or [40°39’59.1″N 4°07’55.6″W]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Get the bus 682 (platform 20, isla 2) in Moncloa. It leaves at 11:55 (timetable). The journey takes 55 min or an hour approximately. Get off at San Macario-Av Serrana (second to last stop) in Guadarrama (https://goo.gl/maps/N1TBSxSWSWD2). Wait there for someone to pick you up. We will ask drivers to come by at 12;50

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
To the bus stop to pick up hashers: (https://goo.gl/maps/N1TBSxSWSWD2)
Take A-6 until exit 47 (El Escorial-Guadarrama)
1st exit at the roundabout to go under the A-6 road.
2nd exit in the next 3 roundabouts
After you merge with another road, take the first one to the left, the bus stop should be 200m ahead of you.

To the CP: After picking up the hashers, continue straight & go under the A-6 again.
Continue straight for 600m & turn right just before the reservoir.
Go around the reservoir (left, left, right & then left), there should be arrows to indicate.
Google maps makes mistakes in this last step, don’t follow it!

FFCP.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/qPkfStAEACs

Hares: Twice A Day & Speedy Gonzalez

Restaurant arranged for afterwards.
We will also celebrate the Chinese New Year so you should bring Chinese festive clothes!.
Shiggy trails ahead, wearing long leggins is advised. (or ignore this if you’re Tim Rat)


 

ON ON!

The “Culchie’s Backyard” R*n

Run No.: 2416
Date: Sunday 19th January 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h prompt start (please)
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes. 
 
Location: La Berzosa
GPS: [40°36’53.7″N 3°55’42.1″W] or [40.614912, -3.928358]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Bus: 611 from the intercambiador in Moncloa. Isla 2, dársena 29. Bus leaves at 11:30. (Takes 30/40 mins) Get off after the last right turn above (opposite the guard’s hut at the exit to the urbanisation). Only 20m to carpark.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take A6 to KM 33 and exit La Berzosa etc. Follow service road to roundabout and go right into “urbanisation”. Pass the guard’s hut and after about 1.5 km turn right signposted Ayuntamiento. Continue until the next sign for Ayuntamiento, turn right and continue for about 500m. FFCP on the right.
Alernatively: From Colmenar Viejo go to Hoyo de Manzanares. Turn right after the tobacconist’s and then left at the T junction and out of town towards La Berzosa. FFCP.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/N3n3SeQKihWmXNpm6

Hares: Sir Sir Culchie & Gobble 07


Restaurant arranged, maybe.


ON ON!


The “Icky’s Gagging Over The Lagoon” R*n

Run No.: 2415
Date: Sunday 12th January 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: near Torrelaguna
GPS: [40°50’14.7″N 3°32’26.8″W] or [40.837429, -3.540774]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?

As usual, find somebody with wheels and buy them lunch, get them brahms, or, offer sexual favours.
In theory, there should be a whole slew of 197 Buses from Plaza Castilla to Torrelaguna, taking approx. 01hour 5mins.   From the Torrelaguna drop off point, find Calle San Sebastian which morphs into a dirt trail heading up the Arroyo Matachivos to the Car Park…approx. 1.8Km(25 min walk).

Editor´s Note: The above are the hares´ directions. On doing research it appears that a 197 bus leaves Plaza de Castilla (from dársena 30, level -1) at 11:00 on Sunday and gets to Torrelaguna pueblo around 12:05. There are two stops in Torrelaguna. The first is at Calle Malacuera 1. The second is at Calle Soledad 2 near the Plaza Manuel María Martín (https://goo.gl/maps/FmB1FxUqeawYygjXA). 

For the directions above you need to get off at the second stop. However, if you get off at the first stop and find Calle de la Cava you can head north(-ish) along it past Plaza de Montalban and join the M-131 (El Berrueco) which is the road that cars will be going up to get to the run site i.e. you will have more chance of getting a lift. 

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Exit Km.50 off the A1 Burgos Hwy ( N320 Torrelaguna / M608 Guadalix ).
Turn right at the off ramp roundabout ( N320 Torrelaguna ).
Travel approx. 07Kms to an iffy go right to turn left roundabout.
Crossover the N320 and enter Torrelaguna village.
Turn left at the T-Intersection.
Turn left at the almost immediate crossroads ( M131 El Berrueco ).
Travel under the mediaeval arch and travel on up the wibbly wobbly hill for approx.01Km.
Turn right…carefully…onto a car friendly dirt track…F.F.F.F.C.P.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/jR79aXrobx82

Hares: Icky Sticky Sauna & Gag Reflex


Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!

The “Asian Wise Men” R*n

Run No.: 2414
Date: Sunday 5th January 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: near Plaza Eliptica metro station
GPS: [40°22’59.9″N 3°42’46.2″W] or [40.383298, -3.712822]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Plaza Eliptica Metro Station (line 6 & 11).

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
– Go to the M-30 clockwise & stay until you see A-42 signs (Madrid Río area)
– Continue at A-42 for about 850m & turn right onto Paseo Sta Maria de la Cabeza.
– You wanna turn right & drive over the same A-42 road you came from onto Calle de Manuel Noya
– Continue straight for about 900m until you see a big park, that’s where the CP is, turn right after the park & look for a spot…

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/ZZGvWKkXAQ1a16Yz5

Hares: Big Foot & Smile Like You Like It


It is advised by the hares to dress up as an asian wise man, (or just an asian or wise man).
Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!