Madrid HHH

The ‘cor-ON-a, cor-ON-a’ Virtually Unofficial R*n

Virtual Run No.: 1
Date: Sunday 29th March 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h (clocks will go forward in Madrid that day, make sure you get the correct time!)
Fee: €00,00. (Yes, it’s another intelligence test!!)

 

Fancy a bit of online almost hashing fun?
Instructions: read very carefully, I shall write this only once!

Before Sunday 29th:

Let us know you’re cumming via the Hash Whatsapp group so we know how many of you to expect (and how much beer we don’t need to buy for the virtual Beer Stop!).

On Sunday 29 th :
Join us via Zoom from 12:30 on Sunday to give us time to explain what you’ll be doing at https://us04web.zoom.us/j/5043301284

 

Location: Somewhere in Madrid thanks to google Maps!!

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Your guess is as good as mine!

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Your guess is as good as mine!

 

Hares: Snog The Goblin & Smile Like You Like It.


Remember that, since this is the first day of summer daylight-saving time, we’ll be introducing the rather novel idea of a living-room picnic. If you don’t like the sandwiches, blame your bloody self!!


ON ON!

The “St Paddy’s” R*n 2020

Due to the virus situation, all hashing activities have been cancelled for the time being. On On!!

 
We don´t like to cancel the Hash. We hash in rain, hail or shine. However, the Coronavirus situation is different.
 
The latest request from Madrid´s health authorities is that people stay at home so as to curb the spread of the virus and thus not overload the health services. You can read about that here
 
Consequently, we feel it´s best to suspend the Hash this Sunday and next Sunday. We will keep the situation under review and hopefully we will be back Hashing again soon.

 


ON ON!


The “Double The Fun” R*n(s)

There are 2 runs in this post, make sure you read ALL the directions

Run No.: 2425
Date: Friday 6th March 2020
Time: 8pm – 20:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: El Sultán Restaurant, Calle Gaztambide 20
GPS: [40°25’59.5″N 3°42’56.1″W] or [40.433183, -3.715573]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?

Closest Metro stations would be Moncloa (line 6 & 3) or Argüelles (Lines 6, 3 & 4, the last one might not be open).

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Not really necessary.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/G4Lk7nUB78TPGU3z5

Hares: El Sordo & Knob Job


Turkish Restaurant for after the R*n, we can drop our bags there.
Message from the hare: “Combines the taste for ‘economic’ food that hashers have, with genuine ‘culture’ – I have tried to get on their good side with pictures of babies in a Turkish village- so hopefully we can get away with doing the circle there…”


The “We Wanted To Try Anal, Butt Fuck It” R*n

Run No.: 2426
Date: Sunday 8th March 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 
Location: Torrelodones, Punto Limpio
GPS: [40°34’18.5″N 3°55’49.7″W] or [40.571796, -3.930457]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
From Moncloa intercambiador dársena/platform 29 you can take the bus 611 leaving at 11:45 with a 25-30 minute travel time. This is the bus stop location: https://goo.gl/maps/WgGbmWCxRzVkY2c76.

Alternatively, you can take the 612 bus leaving at 12:30 with a 23 minute travel time, same platform and same bus stop as the previous bus. Note: This bus is right on the edge of being out of time, only use it if you missed the previous one

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 in direction to A-6/ A Coruña, exit 27 Torrelodones/Hoyo de Manzanares/M-618
Continue in via de servicio for 2.4km.
Turn right onto Calle Camino de Valladolid, then take the 3rd one to the right to go under the A-6 road.
After that continue straight (right lane) towards the Punto limpio, there should be arrows at that point. FFCP

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/C2PP6pbG6HpDApvq8

Hares: Bottoms Up & Back Alley


Restaurant arranged for afterwards.
The hares have asked to wear purple for women’s day.



ON ON!

The “Leap Refugee” R*n

Run No.: 2424
Date: Sunday 1st March 2020
Time 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Las Rozas, next to Retamar Bridge
GPS: [40°31’13.9″N 3°56’20.2″W] or [40.520519, -3.938951]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
From Moncloa intercambiador dársena 4 the best connection is by Bus 628, it leaves at 11:40 (~39 min ride + 10 minute walk to CP) as it goes to Cantizal. The stop where to get off would be at the crossing of Avenida Lazarejo with calle Kálamos. right at the corner. (https://goo.gl/maps/AvsiTc7QCfP2)
As you get off the bus on Av.Lazarejo nr. 10 take the broad lane of calle Kálamos going down and walk to the roundabout on M 505 some 600 meters and take the second exit to CP (to your right), you don’t have to cross the bridge.

 

Alternatively you can go to Pinar de las Rozas Cercanías station & request a lift from a car (6 km from CP).

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take M-30 in direction to A-6/ A Coruña, exit 18 Las Rozas/ El Escorial, keep to the left and continue on M-505 towards El Escorial.
Go through two roundabouts and at the 3rd roundabout take the  3rd exit :  ramble down FF to CP marked as an Área Recreativa del Retamar  (Virgen).

 

Google Mapshttps://goo.gl/maps/SFV5TxR9Rzu

Hares: Gobble 07

Restaurant arranged for afterwards.

if lost call number 611 100 990


ON ON!

The “Not So Filthy” R*n

Run No.: 2422
Date: Sunday 23rd February 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Paracuellos de Jarama
GPS: [40°30’28.3″N 3°31’43.0″W] or [40.507868, -3.528609]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
Interurbano bus 212 from Canillejas or Barajas metro stop (Leaves Canillejas at 11:55).
Get off when the bus turns right from the main road Paseo del Radar (https://goo.gl/maps/hkDeevDT21PC3e6j7).
Go back across main road calle Real. Turn right after calle de Ajalvir, down steep road/path…… calle de la Fuente. (8 minute walk)

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
Take the M30 and exit km8 Avd de Logroño. Go through tunnel to Paracuellos CMIII.
Go along calle Real through the village to a big round about taking 3rd exit….. down hill on discreet mud road. Calle de los Sauces. FFCP

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Vq33a7kDqE7opQ1F8

Hares: Alien Sex & Smile Like You Like It


Restaurant arranged for afterwards.


ON ON!