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Since 1984

The ‘The Post-Lock-Down-Down-Down” R*n!!

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RESTRICTIONS APPLY DUE TO COVID, READ BELOW
Run No.: 2426
Date: Sunday 5th July 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: 5€ (+2€ for the driver if you get a lift), it covers all the drinks and the snacks.
If you need a lift to get to the run, PLEASE let us know beforehand so we can arrange it, seats are limited sometimes.

 

Location: Calle del Arroyo del Calderillo (Los Berrocales del Jarama)
GPS: [40°28’40.4″N 3°30’59.0″W] or [40.477889, -3.516389]

 

Directions by public transport: More info?
These steps are confusing, pay attention! (I suggest people download the app “Moovit” to help with directions)
 
Step 1:
ALSA bus from Canillejas (AVENIDA DE LOGROÑO – Bus Stop ID: 4954 https://goo.gl/maps/CQeHZovEUh8hFSQv6): Number 211 to Paracuellos leaves at 11:00 & arrives at around 11:20 (Bus Stop ID: 4951 https://goo.gl/maps/smdTGMoCf19roqPj9).

Alternatively you can take bus 212 from Canillejas as well, it leaves at 11:10 (~20 min drive) & you should get off at the first stop of Paracuellos del Jarama.
 
Step 2:
Due to COVID the times below might not be accurate, this is the best information the internet can provide, but I don’t know if they returned to the normal schedule… Source: https://www.paracuellosdejarama.es/media/1111540/d_L2.pdf
Bus L2 to Los Berrocales de Jarama leaves at around 11:50
(bus stop nearby,Bus Stop ID:5047 https://goo.gl/maps/5tX7pXpz4UqcYEFY7) then stop at Los Berrocales https://goo.gl/maps/Qmu4CSuhgLQCR9No9 & FFCP.

 

Public transport is a bit challenging this time around, perhaps offering sexual favors to your favourite driver is a more suitable option.

 

Driving directions (from Cuzco):
– Alberto de Alcocer EAST to M30 anticlockwise.
– Use the right 2 lanes to take exit 5AB onto A-2 towards Zaragoza/Aeropuerto
– Take exit 17A for M-115 towards M-50/M-45/R-2/Ajalvir (At the ‘Y’ stay LEFT)
– At roundabout, go STRAIGHT to stay on M-115
– At roundabout, turn LEFT to LOS BERROCALES
– At the roundabout, GO STRAIGHT.
– At the Roundabout, turn LEFT into Paseo Quintana
– After 50m, turn right to C/ del Arroyo del Calderillo
– C.P. will be on the left.

 

Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/Un6gs984pSFx4uaj7

Hares: Snog The Goblin & Smile Like You Like It

Private Picnic season is upon us, but NO SINGLE DIPPING!!
Bring Your own drinking vessel & mask. Social distancing is mandatory.

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The “Fishy Factoids” Virtual R*n

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Virtual Run No.: 11
Date: Sunday 7th June 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: €00,00. (Yes, it’s another intelligence test!!)

 

Fancy a bit of virtual almost hashing fun?
Instructions: read very carefully, I shall write this only once!

 

Join the Zoom via this link:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88228806752?pwd=VWZsVnNxd3NmR1VNUXZlR3J4OTMzUT09
If you want to join through Zoom in another way the details are:
>Meeting ID: 504 330 1284
Password: HHH666

 

Hares: Smile Like You Like It

B.Y.O.B

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A “Virtual Quickie” Ee All Hope You Can C*m R*n

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Virtual Run No.: 9
Date: Sunday 24th May 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: €00,00. (Yes, it’s another intelligence test!!)

 

Fancy a bit of online almost hashing fun?
Instructions: read very carefully, I shall write this only once!
 
This week’s run will be so quick we aren’t sure you’ll even feel it! Join us for a few laughs, a beer stop, and then a circle.

 

Join the Zoom via this link:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88228806752?pwd=VWZsVnNxd3NmR1VNUXZlR3J4OTMzUT09
If you want to join through Zoom in another way the details are:
>Meeting ID: 504 330 1284
Password: HHH666

 

Hares: Divine Dicktation & Gag Reflex

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The “Virtual Argentina Tour” R*n

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Virtual Run No.: 8
Date: Sunday 17th May 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: €00,00. (Yes, it’s another intelligence test!!)

 

Fancy a bit of online almost hashing fun?
Instructions: read very carefully, I shall write this only once!
 
Next Sunday’s Hash – Homework
 
Both Pussy Galore and Blanka Wanka popped their Hash virgin cherries in Buenos Aires, so next Sunday’s Hash will have an Argentine theme. 

There will be a photo section, so get snapping! The three categories are:
 
1. Photos of things that an Argentine would put in their mouth.

2. Argentines are the most sexy ass people on the planet. Send photos to prove or disprove this statement.

3. Argentina is the 8th largest country in the world. Send photos of place names from Argentina. It could be a city, town, barrio, lake, mountain …
 
Good luck and happy snapping! Please send your photos to either Pussy Galore or Blanka Wanka. Cheers!

 

Join the Zoom via this link:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5043301284?pwd=THJCRktwN2wrZkVLdDdVcGM5U0pqUT09
If you want to join through Zoom in another way the details are:
>Meeting ID: 504 330 1284
Password: HHH666

 

Hares: Pussy Galore & Blanka Wanka

B.Y.O.B

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The “Gag your Vag” Virtual R*n

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Virtual Run No.: 7
Date: Sunday 10th May 2020
Time: 1pm – 13:00h
Fee: €00,00. (Yes, it’s another intelligence test!!)

 

Fancy a bit of online almost hashing fun?
Instructions: read very carefully, I shall write this only once!
 
This coming Sunday, the hares have designed a treasure hunt as you exercise. Following all the rules (of course!), try to find and snap a photo of these things on the list. Send the pictures to either Gag Reflex or The Vagitarian (NOT the hash chat) by Sunday at 10 am, saying which number(s) you have snapped.
We will be sharing the pictures during Sunday’s virtual hash and awarding various accolades, ranging from most snapped, to the funniest, and so on. Everyone will be able to help us in choosing the winners.
 
Take a photo of…
 
1. The most interesting blue object you can find

2. The most Spanish object you can find

3. Another hasher who doesn’t live with you

4. Something from a Hash song

5. A man wearing red or salmon coloured trousers

6. The largest underwear from an underwear-only shop

7. The most interesting person you see

8. The best graffiti art

9. A sign with your favourite beverage

10. The best workout outfit

11. The worst rule breakers

12. Something that flies

13. The most interesting thing/person on a balcony

14. Something that reminds you of hashing

15. The sexiest thing you can find

BONUS PHOTO: The best route picture drawn on your sports tracking app

 

Join the Zoom via this link:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5043301284?pwd=THJCRktwN2wrZkVLdDdVcGM5U0pqUT09
If you want to join through Zoom in another way the details are:
>Meeting ID: 504 330 1284
Password: HHH666

 

Hares: The Vagitarian & Gag Reflex

B.Y.O.B

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